The Billionaire Switch-Hitter That Couldn¹t Buy a Hit
Steve Poizner adds another strike out, now batting .000, whether batting
from the Republican side or the Democrat side of the plateŠ
The past baseball season proved once again that money cannot buy
championships. Pity the teams with the largest payrolls, the Yankees, Red
Sox and Angles, who sat at home watching the lowly White Sox capture their
first World Series in nearly a century. Baseball is a team sport, one that
takes great pitching, fielding, hitting, and yes, sometimes a timely pinch
hit or two. So what does that have to do with politics?
It is undeniable that the California Republican Party has seen better days.
The Party is much like the present day Dodgers; like Sandy Koufax, Fernando
Valenzuela, Kirk Gibson and Orel Hershiser, so too memories of Ronald
Reagan, George Deukmejian and Pete Wilson seem so far away. Some argue that
the only way to recapture past success is to follow a different path.
Others argue that to regain a bit of red in this blue state of ours, we need
to go back and capture the principles that made us predominant at one time.
But one thing is for certain. To recapture old glory, via new paths or old
ones we cannot succumb to the notion that money will buy us success. To
think that the moneyed interests in Sacramento can bring us back to glory is
a pipedream. Or that the moneyed interests even care about anything but
preserving what power they have. Besides, how much does that power amount
to if you find yourself in the cellar every election cycle? If you can¹t
even get to the playoffs, much less the World Series are we doing much more
than moving our eighth hitter to the ninth spot?
That brings me to Steve Poizner. - the latest in a long line of wealthy
novices to throw his hat in the political ring. What is different this time
is not only the attitude that ³I can buy this election with my overwhelming
financial advantage and endorsements from the entrenched leadership², but
something even more troubling, At least those who went before knew for
which team they were playing. With Steve, you can¹t be sure. even if he
wears the same uniform, he has many times showed up in the other guys¹
dugout.
What¹s even worse, whether batting on our team or the Democrat team, he
has failed to squeeze out even one lousy single. And the sacrifice play
isn¹t even in his playbook! Having lost bids for Al Gore, the Recount in
Florida, an Assembly seat, a seat on the PUC, Steve struck out at every at
bat.
So, perhaps in a last ditch effort to get his first hit, Steve stepped up to
the plate and paid a huge sum of money for the manager Governor to displace
the original Chair of Prop 77, Bill Mundell with this yet unproven pinch
hitter, Steve Poizner. Seemingly getting anxious to get his first hit,
Poizner, pushed his way into the starting lineup. Now that is rare, a
batter giving money to the management! Partly because of the ensuing
dissention and media inquiry, Poizner struck out in a fashion not seen since
the Gubernatorial drubbing Republicans took in 1998, whiffing by some
20-percentage points. Bottom line, Republicans lost and Steve¹s batting
average was still at .000
So, where does that leave us? In all seriousness, while Steve Poizner has a
lot of money, and has voiced his intention to use it in bundles, it is
likely that he won¹t be able to buy the loyalty of his own team. Like big
money ownership spending freely on free agents, political candidates who do
the same, usually end up severely disappointed. This time will be no
different